40 “Technically The Truth” Memes You Can’t Argue With And That’s What Makes Them Funny

Being technically correct is the best kind of correct. It’s smug, petty, and absolutely hilarious. These memes from the “Technically the Truth” subreddit showcase people who aren’t wrong… just extremely specific with their facts.

Whether it’s a clever loophole or a painfully literal answer, they’re not lying, and that’s what makes it so funny.

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2. Technically, this is what they meant by filtered image.

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5. Can’t decide if this is performance art or a Yelp review waiting to happen.

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7. Still broke, but spiritually a billionaire.

8. So what’s stopping you?

9. The Literal Cake Order Nobody Saw Coming.

10. A perfect pilot doesn’t crash. Case closed.

11. When you phrase it like that, he’s basically a Marvel hero.

12. Circles and triangles: the tastiest math problem.

13. Big Tobacco vs. Big Productivity

14. It will, in fact, change your life.

15. Technically, he did support the burger industry.

16. Inception-level logic from your friend group.

17. Not a rocket scientist, but yeah… that feels off.

18. Technically, never meeting someone does preserve your theory.

19. Those are Powerball odds with a built-in out-of-office reply.

20. Data doesn’t lie. Neither does this wordplay.

21. This is a dad joke inception situation. Technically… correct.

22. Honestly, I’d RSVP “confused but respectful.”

23. IQ Test? More Like Spot-the-Obvious Test.

24. Nothing warms you up quite like math-based sass.

25. Dad joke level: unlocked a new achievement.

26. He’s not lying. He’s just cinematic with his exits.

27. 12 Seconds in a Year? Can’t Argue With That.

28. Finally, the True Definition of a True Fan.

29. The Doctor Isn’t Wrong… Technically.

30. This man unknowingly gave the most accurate answer possible.

31. Bold Claim. Impossible to Disprove.

32. This Lie Aged Like a Plot Twist.

33. This Science Question Is Both Right and Useless.

34. Harvard Business School: Covered From Every Angle.

35. Honestly, can’t argue with that logic.

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37. Technically answered. Emotionally avoided.

38. Welcome to PEMDAS, population: you.

39. It’s giving “loophole champion” energy.

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