25 Funny Tweets For Coffee Addicts Who Need Caffeine To Pass For Human

I didn’t even drink coffee until I was into my mid 20s and had a job where I needed to be up at an ungodly hour in the morning. I started drinking it, even though I hated the taste, simply because I needed to function at 4am.

Now, I love coffee. It got its hooks in me. It’s the first thing I do when I get up in the morning. If my apartment was on fire I’d get a quick cup in before I tried to escape. I’ll name my first child Coffee. There are no other Gods. Only coffee.

Anyway, here are some of my favorite funny tweets from other coffee addicts. I hope you like them as much as I like coffee.

(Also, yea I made my own tweet the thumbnail. What of it? It’s hilarious.)

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