25+ Funny Baby Name Fails Worse Than Having To Call Some Infant “Gary”

One of my best friends just had a baby and named it Gary. No, that’s not short for Garrison. Just…Gary. Of all the baby names you could have chosen, you picked that? I’m not calling a baby Gary.

People are free to name their babies pretty much anything they want, but sometimes it seems borderline abusive. Honestly Gary seems pretty tame compared to many of the names in this post.

These are some of the funniest baby name fails I’ve seen shared online. Kids that are going to have to grow up with these hilarious names until they can either legally change it or, even worse, grow up into someone that would have that name.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome