Mike
My childhood was a non-stop carousel of bad haircuts. It started with the classic bowl cut. The one where the barber literally put a bowl on your head to cut maximum bowlness.
Then, I went to rat tail mullet, a staple of the 80s and early 90s. Think Joe Dirt without any of the charisma.
Finally, before I opted out and just started shaving me head, I’d just put half a bottle of hair gel on my head and slick it back into a rock-hard shell. I ashamed of all of these haircuts, but would do them all again over any of the ones in this post.
These hilariously bad haircut fails were given by stylists and barbers, who in all honesty, should be thrown in jail.
1. It’s trying to escape.
2. If this guy is representing you, you’re cooked.
3. Just gonna let it drag, huh?
4. Should not be handling pills.
5. Seem like it’s from a sci-fi movie.
6. Gandalf’s cousin Gary.
7. Friar Yuck.
8. JD Vance needs help on multiple levels.
9. So much happening here.
10. Too faded.
11. Looks like it’s about to fly off.
12. Minor league Joe Dirt.
13. Johnny Bravo didn’t age well.
14. This can’t be real.
15. The rare slinky curl.
16. This can’t be what he asked for.
17. I mean, at least it’s fun?
18. Definitely not selfie-worthy.
19. Who gave this thumb a bowl cut?
20. The look says it all.
21. Might want to tint those windows so no one sees you.
22. Like a melting ice cream scoop.
23. No, sir. No.
24. Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Especially this one.
25. This dude hates sideburns.
26. Call an exterminator.
27. I’d be surprised too.
28. Clock out, buddy.
29. It’s giving “cruise ship magician”
30. The little Dutch boy all grown up.
31. Why???
32. Party in the front, prison in the back.
33. Maybe it’s just the lighting?
