Jason Mustian
Took all four kids to Disney last weekend. It rained. The entire time. We were soaked, overstimulated, and running purely on pretzels and $30 plastic ponchos. At one point, I paid $28 for a bubble wand just to avoid a total emotional collapse in the gift shop.
Don’t get me wrong—I love Disney. But I also have questions. Like: Why does the Buzz Lightyear ride break down mid-blaster battle every time? Why is the most expensive food also the saddest slice of pizza I’ve ever seen? And why does it feel like I’m in line longer than the runtime of the actual movie the ride is based on?
Still, the magic hits. The kids had a blast. And now I get to laugh at the absurdity of it all from the comfort of a dry, non-themed chair.
Whether you’re just a Disney fan, or you understand what it’s like to wait two hours for a ride you’re too old to enjoy or had to explain to your child that no, Elsa is not coming to dinner, these memes will hit just right.
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