Mike
There’s nothing more painful than thinking of the perfect comeback… six hours too late. Or in the shower. Or six months later while trying to fall asleep.
The dream is to have the line, the logic, the delivery in the moment—but let’s be honest, most of us go full George Costanza “Jerk Store” when the pressure’s on.
That’s what makes these comebacks so satisfying: they’re fast, sharp, and absolutely unarguable. No “gotchas,” no screaming. Just clean, undeniable burns that make you wish you were this quick when it actually mattered.
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