“I Can’t With These” — 25+ Beauty Salon Fails From Hairdressers Who Should Be In Jail

I started shaving my head about 10 years ago when my hair began to thin. Best decision ever. Now my head is always cool, I never have hat hair, and most importantly I don’t have to go to anyone for a probably bad hair cut.

This list of beauty salon fails is exactly why I’m glad I cut my own hair. I’m sure there are plenty of great hairstylists out there, but the fact that I saw so many of these means the odds are about 50/50.

Here are some of the most brutal beauty salon fails I found this week. Maybe see a catalog of their work before you sit in their chair.

1. I’d cry.

2. Thought this was a joke, but these pics are all over their page.

3. Help me.

4. Strong perimeter defense.

5. It’s like his ear has a goatee.

6. They butchered my boy.

7. Looking like a steampunk scientist.

8. New Karen just dropped.

9. Did they cut it with an ax?

10. Not quite the same.

11. If that’s full, 10% would be too much.

12. This cat has seen some awful things.

13. It’s giving “elderly witch”

14. Mom gave a haircut.

15. Didn’t see it until I got home.

16. He actually pays for this haircut.

17. Didn’t notice until I straightened it.

18. Haircut joint gave me wicked razor burn.

19. Yeah…not good.

20. Swing and a miss.

21. What I asked for vs what I got.

22. Not even close.

23. I’ve seen dogs with better haircuts.

24. The ol cut and dye in a truck stop bathroom. On the run?

25. Brows out of control.

26. Source picture vs hack job.

27. Meme-worthy.

28. Thought it looked familiar.

29. Can’t do thick hair styles on a thin hair head.

30. Brutal.