Stefanie
My toddler pooped on the floor this morning and honestly, cleaning it up was the most relatively peaceful moment of my day.
Motherhood is chaos, comedy, and caffeine (mostly all at once.) These tweets get it. They won’t fix your toddler’s meltdown or your sleep debt, but they might make you laugh just enough to survive both.
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