Beep Beep It’s Driving Tweets — 25+ Of What Could Be The Last Jokes You Read Behind The Wheel

I got my driver’s license at 16. The only reason I passed the test is because I almost sideswiped a bicyclist and the instructor laughed and said they shouldn’t be on the road anyway. My point is, these are the type of people driving around. People like the instructor. People like me.

Driving is nuts. It can be frustrating, difficult, and insanely dangerous considering most drivers are staring at their phone and actually driving the car is only like the fifth most important thing their doing behind the wheel.

These are the funniest tweets about driving and owning a car you can relate to in one way or another. Beep beep.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome