Jason Mustian
Ah, the great baby-naming adventure – been there, done that, and let me tell you, I’m thanking my lucky stars I picked the best ones, unlike you and the names you picked for your kids. Or are thinking about picking.
Kidding of course. “Gary” is a good name. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, when they inevitably do.
For those soon-to-be parents still in the thick of it, looking for inspiration or just a good laugh, these hilariously unconventional baby name suggestions from Twitter.
Trust me, don’t use any of these.
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