35 Flight Attendant Memes For Fed-Up Stews Taking No Lip From Passengers

My mom was a flight attendant, which means I grew up hearing more about drunk passengers and airborne chaos than fairy tales.

One time a guy tried to open the emergency door mid-flight because he “needed some air.” Another tried to fit a rotisserie chicken in the seatback pocket. (Everyone knows rotisserie chickens go in the overhead compartment, duh.)

Basically, flying makes people weird. And these memes, from the hilarious flight attendant meme account @TwoGuysOnAPlane prove it.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome