Jason Mustian
Somewhere out there, someone is the best at blinking.
That’s my shower thought for the week.
As for other, much better ones, the following fresh batch of Shower Thoughts sits right in that perfect zone between clever and completely deranged. the kind of ideas that feel deep until you say them out loud. Then they feel… concerning.
But they also make sense. Like, Mrs. Incredible would be able to give birth to 100 babies at once, no problem. (And I’d love to be the one she had them with, am I right?) Ignore that comment actually. And just enjoy some of the finest profundity from Reddit this week.
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