My wife and I mock our kids relentlessly behind their backs (and sometimes to their faces) because, well… they deserve it. Those kinds of inside jokes are what make parenting tolerable—because I’m not the only one who thinks the 5-year-old needs an exorcism and the 9-year-old needs… I don’t even know.
We both see how insane they are, right? Good. This week’d top parenting tweet hilarity confirms it’s not just us.