25 Funniest Food Tweets That Almost Made Us Choke On Our Lunch This Week (July 16, 2025)

My wife went to a French cooking class this week and brought home a braised lamb (and other sides) so incredible I’d marry her a second time if I could. Double married! That’s how good it was.

What does that have to do with anything? Am I just bragging?

I guess my point is, food is emotional. These witty food tweets get that.

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