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If there are two things I’d never want to get caught doing it’s (1) being at a Coldplay Concert and (2) cheating on my wife. In that order.
Sadly, Astronomer CEO Andy Byron is living both of those nightmares simultaneously.
There’s getting caught in 4K, and then there’s getting caught in stadium Jumbotron HD while Chris Martin serenades your scandal.
At a recent Coldplay concert, the band’s wholesome “kiss cam” segment took a hard left when it zoomed in on Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his company’s Chief People Officer Kristin Cabot, cozying up like it was a “team-building exercise.” Instead of a sweet smooch, we got full-body panic as Byron scrambled like a man whose Slack DMs were about to become court evidence.
The kiss cam moment instantly became internet history. And when Chris Martin joked, “Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy,” the internet said, “Let’s go with Door #1.”
Here’s the clip that launched countless hilarious replies:
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts. pic.twitter.com/hsJHV2u5UM
— Pop Base (@PopBase) July 17, 2025
Naturally, Twitter/X/Threads/your group chat with high school friends exploded with roast after roast.
Here are the funniest reactions we’ve seen, because while love may not be forever, screenshots are.
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