Alex Buscemi
There’s something about the internet that makes people really confident in their worst ideas.
These catastrophically bad takes on social issues left everyone wondering: “Why would you say that out loud?”
This week, the timeline was full of piping hot takes that were bold, bizarre, and completely lacking in self-awareness.
The Facebook page Hot Takes Nobody Asked For shares some of the most questionable public thoughts and really dumb tweets that really should have stayed in the drafts, or maybe never even been typed at all.
Scroll on for the chaos, and remember: just because you can post something doesn’t mean you should.
1. I Don’t Think She Realizes That Nobody In America Cares
2. “Perhaps you would prefer a male companion?”
3. No Idea What He’s Talking About Here. But She Looks Great And Has Good Style
4. Bud Light Is My Vacseen
5. Matt Walsh Of The Daily Wire Is Really Not The Brightest Star In The Sky. The Ozone Was Indeed Depleting And It Was A Legitimate Concern. It Turned Out That A Major Cause Of This Was Cfc’s. The Use Of Cfc’s Was Then Heavily Reduced And Things Got Significantly Better
6. Or Maybe You’re Making Excuses For Being Lazy And Sloppy, And Your Coworkers Are Really Tired Of You
7. This Might Come As A Shock To Some People, But Planes Were In Use In 2001 And They Produced Contrails Back Then As Well. They Aren’t Harmful
8. Nope, Matt. The Poem Was Written By A Born And Raised American
9. Or Maybe There’s A Lot Of People Who Share A Sentiment You Disagree With. That Doesn’t Necessarily Mean There’s Some Big Scheme Behind It All
10. Tim Pool Wisely Spending That Money He Got From Russia
11. I’m So Grateful My Teachers Weren’t Like This! I Got Challenged All The Time. It Made Me Do A Much Better Job Of Stating My Case, And Made Me Understand The Other Side. It Gave Me A Thick Skin. This Was A Very Valuable Form Of Learning
12. It Sounds Like Stacy Hasn’t Really Listened To The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast
13. It Sounds Like Paul Joseph Watson May Need To Meet More People Of The Opposite Sex
14. A Truck In New York With A Terrible Message. The Edc Sticker Also Being There Is A Little Bit Unexpected
15. The Civil War Was, In Fact, About Slavery. Hope This Helps
16. Harvard Business Review Published A Piece Arguing Against Governments Being Efficient
17. That Sucks And Severe Allergies Are No Joke. However, This Should Be More About A Lesson In Parenting. If Your Child Is Allergic To Peanuts, It’s Up To You To Make Sure To Teach Them About It And Supervise Them
18. If You Consider Yourself A Friend To Someone, You Better Ask Them If They’re Okay With Being Befriended. You’re Setting Them Up For Disappointment If You End Up Having A Falling Out
19. This Is Silly. I Prefer The Monster Energy Drink Accusations From The 2000s. ‘Twas A Simpler Time
20. Hmm. I Don’t Know Anyone Else With This Problem. Seems Like A “You” Thing
21. This Seems Kinda Mean. But Some Short Men Will Actually Get Excited At This Thought
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23. For Comparison, It’s Fifteen Hours To Drive From St. Louis To Orlando
24. Everybody Needs Boundaries And Has Their Limits
25. Not Really Sure What We’re Supposed To Be Shocked And Appalled By Here, But Ok
26. Bragging About And Documenting One’s Own Road Rage Incident Is Weird. You Shouldn’t Be Putting The Safety Of Yourself And Others At Risk Like This
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28. Call It Whatever You Want, We’d Still Rather Visit The South Korea Than The North Korea
29. Go On. Take Everything. Take Everything. I Want You To
30. Jackson Hinkle Asks His Followers To Describe President Xi Jinping Of China
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32. Imagine Publicly Calling A Third Of Your Residents Trash.
