I hope you were out doing something fun this weekend. Experiencing nature. At a baseball game. Maybe you went to one of those trampoline parks I’m not allowed in anymore since “the incident”. Basically, I just hope you weren’t online.
If so, you probably missed out of some hilarious tweets, but that’s ok. Your boy is here to make sure you can catch up. These are the bangers from Twitter you missed this weekend.
…and yes, a lot of these are about the CEO cheating scandal at the Coldplay concert. That ain’t going away anytime soon.