35 Brand New Sentences Predictive Text Couldn’t Guess In A Million Years

Whoever said there are no original thoughts anymore clearly doesn’t go online. At least once a day I read a tweet where each word is more surprising than the next. People have written so many things at this point you have to get a little weird with it if you want to have something original.

The selection today is full of brand new sentences that predictive test could make in a million years. AI might replace most of what we do at some point, but it couldn’t dream of coming up with anything in this post. For better or for worse, these are truly original thoughts.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome