35 Delivery Fails Where The Package Might As Well Have Been Shot Out Of A Cannon

I used to work for a cabinet company delivering custom cabinetry. If I delivered them like these folks I wouldn’t have had a job very long.

I’ve gotten some ridiculous delivery fails in my life but the ones in this post are a new level of IDGAF. Packages busted up, thrown on roofs, and just straight up not delivered even though there was a note saying they were home.

I get it. Almost no one likes their job, but to go about your workday like this is just a bummer. Have some pride in yourself at least. The funny fails probably aren’t so funny if it’s your package.

1. Doordash Sent Me This As A Delivery Confirmation Photo

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3. How My Pizza Arrived

4. Merry Christmas, Here’s Your Gift

5. “Delivered To Secure Location” According To The Amazon App

6. Amazon Shipped My Hot Sauce Without Any Padding

7. My Mail Lady Bends Every Package Marked “Do Not Bend”

8. Saw Someone Post Their Door Dash Delivery Confirmation Photo Earlier… So I Raise You One

9. Thanks To The Amazon Delivery Guy For Hiding My Package Under The Carpet

10. The FedEx Driver Thought It Was Appropriate To Tape My Package To The Wall

11. The Delivery Guy Stacked Our Pizzas On The Side

12. Amazon Said It Was Delivered 2 Weeks Ago. Couldn’t Find It, Snow Finally Melted A Bit. (1/2 Mile Away From House)

13. That’s A New One

14. Received My Daughter’s Birthday Present Today. Fender Acoustic Guitar. Thanks For Nothing Fed Ex

15. Got A Delivery Notification From Amazon Today. Don’t Know Whether To Be Mad Or Impressed

16. The FedEx Deliveries In My Area Frequently Get Lost. Today Someone Found 300-400 Boxes In A Ravine

17. My Mom Ordered A TV (Delivered By FedEx) For Me For My Birthday We Just Opened It Up To Turn It On And

18. The Way My Local UPS Simply Refuses To Knock On A Door

19. Looks Like I Won’t Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS

20. I Tried Ordering Iced Coffee With Our Delivery – Doordash Guy Handed Me This And Just Shrugged While Maintaining Full Eye Contact

21. Just Enough Room To Fit With The Delivery Door Open, Now It’s Stuck

22. Commissioned A Painting For My Fiancé. It Took Weeks To Be Completed And Ship Here. Made It All The Way To My Local Post Office Where They Destroyed It

23. Thanks Royal Mail – But This Photo Of A Bush Proves Nothing

24. Dear Mailman, Don’t Do Me Like This Again. My Package Was Too Big To Fit Out Of The Front Of The Mailbox, But Apparently It Fit Through The Back

25. Delivery Driver Thinks It’s Ok To Make Their Food Cold Because They Didn’t Tip Them

26. My Delivery Was Put In My Bin, And Then The Bin Man Took It

27. Grocery Delivery Decided To Skipped Bagging. (Fwiw I Tipped $25)

28. Friends New iPhone. Special Delivery

29. Delivery Guys Left A TV In Plain View Without Even Ringing The Doorbell

30. Is This The Act Of Rebellion?

31. Cookie Delivery Person Abandoned My Order On A Random Sidewalk I Don’t Recognize

32. Delivery Driver Stole $40 Worth Of Groceries And Delivered My (Supposed Have Been) 3lb Bag Of Frozen Chicken Like This

33. This Is Where Amazon Left Our Package. We Live On The Third Floor. They Put “Left In A Safe Place”

34. Gave Specific, Easy To Follow Instructions, On How To Deliver To My Unit. They Decided To Just Leave The Delivery In The Main Lobby

35. USPS Delivery Person Putting Failed To Deliver Notice On My Door Before Knocking. Wife And I Were Both Home

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome