35 Funniest Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (July 26, 2025)

I’ve spent an unhealthy amount of time scrolling Twitter this week, and I have zero regrets. My screen time might be concerning, but at least I found some absolute bangers that made it all worth it.

These funny tweets from this week are the kind of unhinged, too-relatable nonsense that makes the internet feel like home. If you’re also terminally online, consider this your weekly serotonin dump.

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