Alex Buscemi
Some of the best thoughts happen when no one’s around to hear them—just you, some warm water, and your brain firing off surprisingly deep takes about existence, socks, and why we park in driveways.
These are the kinds of musings that start off silly and end up weirdly profound, or at least good enough to make you raise an eyebrow at your shampoo bottle.
This collection of the funniest shower thoughts from July 2025 have once again proven that their unfiltered inner monologue is often better than any scripted joke.
Some are observational, some are existential, and a few are borderline concerning—in the best possible way.
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