25 Tweets This Week That Birthed A Brand New Sentence, For Better Or Worse

You’d think by now every possible sentence has been written. Especially with the amount of tweets each day. Nope. Never underestimate people’s ability to be insane.

This week we found a bunch of brand new sentences in the form of funny tweets. People who arranged words together in a way that no human had ever thought to do, because why would they?

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome