35 Baby Name Fails That Are An Absolute Tragediegh

I can understand wanting to name you child something unique. My name is Mike, and there were always like 4 other Mikes in my class growing up. But there’s a limit.

It would be bad enough naming your child something like Gary…like can you imagine calling a baby Gary? But some folks have to take it to the max. The baby name fails in this post are absolutely insane.

From the Ashleighs to the Clamieghtiahs to the names that might as well be in wingdings. There should be a limit to what you’re allowed to saddle a baby with.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome