30 Funniest Food Tweets That Made Us Laugh Away The Calories This Week (August 3, 2025)

Even in the time of Ozempic, there are those of us who remain committed to the eating game. Not for fitness goals. Not for gut health. Just for the comfort of chewing something out of spite.

We’re the ones who will eat a full meal and then go stare at the fridge like it personally wronged us. The ones who consider “second breakfast” a legitimate emotional need.

Food is joy, food is chaos, and food is the only reason some of us are still participating in the concept of days.

These food tweets are for the lifers.

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.