“Forbidden Snacks” — 35 Things That Look Delicious At First But Then You Realize What They Are

When I worked construction I would constantly stare at the pink wall insulation that looked just like cotton candy. I know it would be a painful death to eat it, but damn did it look yummy.

That’s what this post is all about. Sometimes we find things that look so delicious but aren’t just inedible, they are often quite deadly to ingest. That doesn’t stop our dumb monkey brains from thinking, “Mmm, forbidden snacks.”

1. Forbidden Coffee.

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2. Forbidden orange slices.

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3. Forbidden glazed donuts.

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4. Forbidden Triple stuffed Oreo

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5. Why is my Ritz cracker moving?

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6. Forbidden Pizza

7. Pizza frog.

8. Forbidden pretzels.

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10. Forbidden gummy.

11. Forbidden drink.

12. Forbidden peas.

13. Forbidden ice cream sandwich.

14. Forbidden Jolly Ranchers

15. Forbidden Pop Tart found at the beach.

16. Forbidden apple pie.

17. Forbidden nuggets.

18. Forbidden delicious English breakfast.

19. Forbidden Croutons

20. Forbidden Malteser.

21. Forbidden Cola Gummy

22. These sliced olives taste a little weird.

23. My laptop’s keyboard cover after 6 years of daily use…forbidden smores.

24. A selection of old Assyrian documents in the Yale Babylonian Collection…forbidden crackers.

25. Forbidden Shrimp

26. My pillow exploded in the wash…forbidden grated cheese.

27. Leaded aviation gasoline in a Gatorade bottle.

28. Forbidden potatoes.

29. Forbidden sandwich.

30. Forbidden Chocolate Pudding

31. Rusty acid being neutralized with baking soda looks like a forbidden lasagna.

32. Forbidden orange juice.

33. My fiancée making a batch of laundry detergent.

34. Forbidden Purple Drink at the eye doctor.

35. My dads fallout biscuit.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome