45 Coffee Tweets For People Who Would Trade Their First Born For A Cup
I recently tried to give up coffee. Thought I’d be healthier, switch things up, maybe become one of those calm, put-together matcha people. Turns out, that was wildly optimistic. I’m not saying it’s impossible, but I will say it was easier for me to quit alcohol than it is to quit coffee, which is saying a lot.
There’s just something about it. The routine, the smell, the immediate shift from “barely functioning” to “okay, I can do this.”
These tweets are for anyone who knows exactly what I’m talking about.
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