35 Funniest Parenting Tweets From Witty Moms And Dads This Week (August 7, 2025)

When I was a kid, I thought my parents were just… winging it. Like there was no plan, just pure vibes and panic. Now that I’m a parent, I realize I was 100% correct. You can read all the parenting books, follow the “expert” Instagram accounts, and tell yourself you’re going to do everything perfectly—but then your kid eats a crayon, and suddenly all your theories go out the window.

Parenting is improv comedy with higher stakes, lower sleep, and a much stickier set. These tweets get it.

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.