Nate
How you react when software fails will tell me a lot about who you are. I’ve witnessed people throw their cell phones across the room because they can’t remember their password to log in to something. It’s nearly impossible to not rely on technology but sometimes patience is necessary.
Software fails don’t have to be a bad thing though. Sometimes it can work in your favor. Just consider it good karma for tolerating your friends who blame all of this on Mercury being in retrograde. I just hope when the robots take over they’re nice to us.
1. The math checks out.
2. Congrats, loser!
3. Me at the end of a workday.
4. Unfortunately, time has stopped,
5. Could not copy the files because no.
6. Arguing with software.
7. It’s never good when computer software says “God speed”
8. Hey Siri…
9. You okay, Netflix?
10. When someone asks me how I’m doing.
11. Nutmeg left town for a bit.
12. But…this is a notification.
13. Buckle up.
14. My heart rate is 00…great!
15. It still works, right?
16. I kind of wish this was possible.
17. I had no idea Bulgaria was this hip.
18. Next Stop.
19. The computer knows something I don’t
20. Maybe I’ll just Uber.
21. Just 155 days ago…
22. “My microwave is disagreeing with me again.”
23. When you accidentally boarded a SpaceX flight.
24. IDK
25. I love looking at my settings.
26. This phone is fed up.
27. Incorrect, you are a robot.
28. Try again in how many seconds?
29. Still not 100%.
30. Holiday software fail.
31. Jimmy John’s may be Freaky Fast but Mamadou’s on another level.
32. I’ll just walk, thanks.
33. Technically, they’re not wrong.
34. Software fail selfie.
35. Haven’t heard the new System Preferences yet.
36. Classified should do it.
