People Are Sharing Their Favorite Funny Onion Headlines On This Popular Twitter Thread (40 Pics)

The Onion has been delivering perfect headlines for years, and I still can’t get over how many of them pop into my head at random. They’ve got this rare mix of absurdity and truth that makes you laugh but also find relatable in a weird way.

I found a Twitter thread full of people’s all-time favorites, and reading through it felt like catching up with old friends you didn’t realize you missed. Now they’re all stuck in my head too.

These are the funniest Onion headlines that really stood out.

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