25 Funny Marriage Tweets From This Week That Prove It’s Truly For Better Or Worse (September 19, 2025)

I just celebrated my two-year wedding anniversary, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that marriage is mostly laughing at the same five arguments on repeat.

You really do start to see the humor in the little things, like how your spouse loads the dishwasher “wrong” or the way the thermostat becomes a Cold War negotiation. Twitter nails those everyday battles better than anyone.

These are the funniest marriage tweets I came across this week, and trust me, they all check out.

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