35 Funny Dating Tweets For Anyone Who’s Tired Of Swiping

Every time I scroll through dating tweets, I breathe a sigh of relief that I’m not out there. It looks like a mix between a job interview, a game show, and a true-crime podcast.

People are matching with men holding fish, doing background checks mid-date, and still somehow ending up ghosted. I’m not saying being single was easy, but at least I didn’t need to download an app to get rejected.

These funny dating tweets nail the realities for everyone still swiping. Stay strong out there.

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