35 Funniest Parenting Tweets From Moms And Dads Sneaking Their Kids’ Candy This Week (November 2, 2025)
Halloween was this week, which means my house is currently a warzone of candy wrappers from candy they’ve been sneaking I’ve already had to negotiate three separate trades involving Skittles, confiscate a Reese’s cup someone tried to eat for breakfast, and pretend I have no idea where half the good stuff went.
Spoiler: I know exactly where it went.Every parent goes through this same routine—trick-or-treating with kids who can barely make it two blocks before complaining, sorting through the haul like you’re checking for contraband, and then systematically raiding their stash when they’re asleep. It’s tradition at this point.
This week’s parenting tweets nail all of it. The costume meltdowns, the candy theft, the exhaustion of managing tiny sugar-fueled maniacs. If you’re still recovering from Friday, these should help.
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