35 Times Rabbits Were Total Menaces And Got Called Out By Their Humans
Rabbits look cute and innocent until you actually live with one. Then you realize they’re tiny agents of chaos disguised as fluff.
From chewing baseboards to stealing snacks, these bunnies are out here acting like they pay rent.
1. “Mommy, I Didn’t Touch The Basil Plant. It Was Already Like That, I Promise”
2. “It Was Nail Trim Day. I’m In Big Big Trouble”
3. “Here’s Johnny! He Wants Outside”
4. “When 1st Dinner Is Not Enough, You Break Into The Pellets For Second Dinner”
“I asked the vet if they did lobotomies while he was there for a neuter on Friday.
Hairy needs to lose a couple of iq points so he will stop finding trouble and I can get some peace!”
5. “My Husband Was Telling Rose To Eat Her Spinach So She Stands Up LOL”
6. “Keeps Throwing The Dvds Everywhere And Chewing The Cases”
7. “Went To A Wedding. Came Home To This”
8. “Just Two Dudes Relaxing After Spending My Entire Conference Call Loudly Chew-Ripping The Rug Together…”
9. “This Little Guy, Rodney, Has Bitten Through A Second Firestick At The Back Of TV, On Top Of A Cabinet, 4 Times As High As Him”
“Clearly doesn’t approve of our viewing choices…or lack of attention he then gets”
10. “New Ripped Designer Jeans By My Upcoming Dedicated Designer Rabbit Named Willow”
11. “Muffins Face After I Said ‘I Know It’s Slightly Raining But Shall We Come To Stretch The Legs …’”
12. “I *Attempted* To Trim Her Nails… She Then Proceeded To Pee On Me And Then Thumped At Me As She Ran Away”
13. “Ever Feel Like You’re Being Stalked? He’s Upset I Put His Pellets In A Foraging Mat”
14. “And Yes I Stole The Dogs Food What R U Going To Do About It Humans”
15. “Buster Decided That He Needed A New Look. He Has Zero Regrets”
16. “I Thought That By Moving The Chair, I Was Preventing Her From Climbing Up On The Computer Desk. Little Did I Realize, I Was Giving Her A Direct Route To The Pellet Jar”
17. “Someone Decided To Escape (Thankfully We Found Him Shortly After But That Was Scary) Shoutout The Best Neighbors Ever”
18. “Napping After Chewing The Inside Of The Chair And Being Told No”
19. “Peter Sleeping Partially Under The Dresser”
20. “Bella!!!”
21. “Shadow. She Was A Single Bunny Left After The Hood Cats Ate Her Siblings. She Is Strong Willed. And She Is Great At One Thing… Destruction. But I Will Get Another Couch To Let Her Eat It!”
22. “This Cable Chewer Extraordinaire Severed This Cable In Under A Second, Then Tried To Woo Me With His Big Eyes And Cute Nose. Worst Part? It Worked”
23. “Chewing Boxes Is Hard Work…. Now I Must Potato. He Then Got Mad And Kicked The Box Across The Room When He Figured Out We Left It Out For Him”
24.
“This guy figured out how to move my 4 year old’s kitchen stool so he could get on the counter and eat a nectarine, cherry tomato and an entire small apple (seeds and all) which now means I am on stasis alert while also dealing with a sick 1 year old.
Also featured is his custom frame and baseboard work. So stylish”
25. “Just Spent Almost $200 Since She Decided Not To Eat For 24hrs”
“After a trip to the vet, xray, lab and blood test the vet concluded that she has gas. For others 200 USD is just a small amount, but for a low salary employee like me thats a huge amount. Good thing that we have an emergency fund just for the bunbuns… Is it worth it? Of course!”
26. “Thumper Woke Me Up At 3:30am Doing Bed Binkies… On Top Of Me”
27. “Don’t Be Fooled By The Majestic Pose. You Can Clearly See He Is Giving Me The Side Eye Of Murderous Intent”
28. “This Guy Let Out The Most Appalling Smelling, Stomach Churning, Disgusting, Offensive Fart And Woke Himself Up”
“He then proceeded to glare AND thump at me as if I was responsible for that smell!
The nerve!”
29. “The Crime And The Perpetrator. I Was Late With Food And I’m Pretty Sure It Was My Punishment”
30.
“This is Echo who decided to jump a stair barrier, have a nibble on Anthurium lily, knock it off its shelf and then spent the rest of the day at the vets just in case (they are bad for rabbits).
She’s home and fine, eating like nothing happened!”
31. “This Is Nena, She Is ‘Bad’. But I Think She Had A Good Day”
32. “Since Grandma Called Me Fat In Front Of Her Friend I Immediately Jumped In My Pan And Kicked Out Dirty Bedding To Show Her Who Runs This House!”
“Friend was impressed and gave me a treat for being the cute thick bunz I am”
33. “Oh Ok I Guess This Is My Reminder That Sandal Season Is Over”
34. “We Bought A Fridge Thinking Ours Was Broken. Ughh How Can I Be Angry With His Little Face”
35. “When All Of Us Are Sleeping, He’s Chilling On The Couch He Only Sit On The Couch When We All Are Asleep”
