30 Hilarious Brand New Sentences That Brought The English Language Into A New Age

I love to read and write. I’ve tried to do it every day for most of my life. That’s why I’m always delighted when I come across a brand new sentence.

If you read enough, you start to think you’ve seen it all. The English language has been arranged in every possible combination. Well, nope.

These unique and hilariously insane new sentences have never been written or uttered before in all of human history. Did they need to be written? Absolutely not. But I’m glad they were.

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