30 Funniest Parenting Tweets From Moms And Dads Doing The Best They Can This Week (December 14, 2025)

We’re about ten days out from Christmas, which means I’m currently managing four different wish lists, pretending I know what half this stuff is, and hoping my kids don’t go looking for hidden presents and find my wife’s “toys.”

The holiday countdown as a parent is less “magical season” and more “logistical nightmare with wrapping paper.” Every day someone asks if Santa’s coming soon, and I have to act like I have any control over the situation.

At least I’m not alone in this. Every parent I know is dealing with the same chaos—the gift panic, the school concerts, the sugar-fueled meltdowns because someone’s Elf on the Shelf didn’t move.

This week’s parenting tweets get it. The exhaustion, the last-minute Target runs, the lies we tell ourselves about being organized next year. If you’re barely holding it together right now, same.

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