35 Hilarious Brand New Sentences From Savants Of The English Language (December 22, 2025)
Humans have had language for thousands of years yet we still manage to come up with brand new sentences every day. Kinda wild.
These previously unheard sentences are as hilarious as they are original. I mean, did they NEED to be brought into existence? Probably not, but for the sake of this post I’m glad they’re here.
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