35 Of The Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday (December 25, 2025)

It’s Christmas Day folks, and the gift we bring to you, that you cannot exchange (and why would you want to?) is the funniest tweets of all time of the day.

Christmas is supposed to be about family and gratitude and whatever, but let’s be honest—at some point today you’re going to need a break from all that. Five minutes in the bathroom scrolling Twitter while your relatives argue about politics or your kids destroy the living room with new toys.

That’s what these tweets are for. A quick escape. Something funny that has nothing to do with your actual life right now. You’re welcome.

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Read also: 25 Funny White Elephant Tweets That Are The Real Gift This Holiday Season

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Read also: 45 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Wednesday (December 24, 2025)

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