35 Funny Work Tweets From Christmas Week For People Still Checking Email On Vacation

I’ve been off work since Christmas Eve, and I still checked my email twice. Not because anything urgent was happening, but because the anxiety of returning next week wouldn’t let me fully relax.

Work tweets hit different during Christmas week. Half the office is gone. The people who are working are doing the absolute bare minimum. Everyone’s pretending to be productive while actually just scrolling and eating leftover cookies. And those of us who are off? We’re watching from the sidelines, grateful we’re not there, but also weirdly anxious about what we’re missing. It’s the worst kind of FOMO.

That’s what these work tweets capture. The collective experience of either suffering through a dead week at work or being off but unable to fully disconnect. Either way, we’re all thinking about Monday. At least we can laugh about it now.

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