35 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday (January 1, 2026)

Happy New Year. It’s 2026 now, which means absolutely nothing has changed except the number you accidentally write on checks for the next two weeks.

Just kidding, obviously it’s 2026, so you shouldn’t be writing checks.

Anyway, I can personally guarantee that these are the funniest tweets of the year so far, or your money back.

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