35 Work Tweets From This Week Before Everyone Goes Back To Real Work On Monday (January 3, 2026)

This week didn’t count. It was technically a work week, but nobody treated it like one. Half the office was out. The other half was physically present but mentally gone. Emails could wait. Deadlines were flexible. Productivity was optional. It was the last week of pretending before Monday arrives and work becomes unavoidable again.

These funny work tweets capture that energy. The fake work. The empty offices. The dread of returning to reality. Enjoy them now before the real workweek starts.

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