35 Baffling Vintage Recipes From Old Cookbooks That Shouldn’t Have Been Published

There was a time when serving a molded gelatin salad with suspended vegetables and mayonnaise was considered peak entertaining.

Your grandmother probably had a recipe for “aspic” or “savory mousse” that involved unflavored gelatin, canned goods, and ingredients that had no business being combined. These weren’t mistakes. These were intentional, published recipes that people made for parties and served to guests with pride.

Vintage cookbooks are a goldmine of culinary crimes. The 1950s through the 1970s were wild times for food, and we have the evidence to prove it. These are real recipes from real cookbooks that made real people say, “Yes, this is what we’re serving at the dinner party.” Sometimes looking back is horrifying, and that’s okay.

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1. Hollandaise Sauce On Asparagus, Raisin Brandy Sauce On Ham From “Sanyo Microwave Cooking”, 1985

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2. Spicy Shrimp Luncheon Mold And Quick-Bread Cheese Loaf From “Hunt’s Complete Tomato Sauce Cookbook”, 1976

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3. Pineapple Upside-Down Cake From “Betty Crocker’s Cake And Frosting Mix Cookbook”, 1966

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4. Chicken Loaves: Hot With Curry Sauce, Cold And Jellied From “Woman’s Day Encyclopedia Of Cookery Vol. 3”, 1966

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5. Tuna And Salmon Mold From “Woman’s Day Encyclopedia Of Cookery Vol. 10”, 1966

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6. Main Dish Noodle Pudding From “Southern Living – The Meats Cookbook”, 1975

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8. “Choo Choo” Birthday Train From From “Betty Crocker’s Cake And Frosting Mix Cookbook”, 1966

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9. A Whale Of A Melon From “How To Garnish”, 1994

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10. Strawberry Cream Puff Cake From “Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking, Vol. 11”, 1972

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11. Gift-Wrapped Cake From “Betty Crocker’s Cake And Frosting Mix Cookbook”, 1966

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12. Veal-Roast Confetti, Duchess Brioche From “Good Housekeeping’s Suppertime Cookbook”, 1967

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13. Chicken Breasts Supreme From “Better Homes And Gardens Meat Cook Book”, 1970

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14. Onion Tart From “My Way To A Man’s Heart”, 1973

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15. Hoosier Peanut Bars From “Pillsbury’s Best Butter Cookie Cookbook”, 1960

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16. Oven-Barbecued Ribs From “Better Homes And Gardens Make-Ahead Cook Book”, 1971

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17. Swedish Meatballs And Brown Beans From “Better Homes And Gardens Meals With A Foreign Flair”, 1963

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18. Chocolate Sodas From “Betty Crocker’s Family Dinners In A Hurry”, 1970

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19. Vermont Turkey Festooned With Sausages From “Ladies’ Home Journal Cookbook”, 1960

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20. Sunday Supper Ring From “Southern Living Cookbook Library – The Low Cost Cookbook”, 1972

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21. Prune-Pineapple Dessert, California Prunes In Claret, And Prune Whip From “Women’s Day Encyclopedia Of Cooking Vol. 9”, 1966

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22. Mocha Cheesecake Saronno From “Cook With Love”, 1979

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23. Fudgy Caramel Apples From From “Betty Crocker’s Cake And Frosting Mix Cookbook”, 1966

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24. Ham-Asparagus Shortcake, Baked Chicken Puff, Party-Going Pork Chops From “Cooking With Condensed Soups”, 1950s

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25. Deep-Dish Cherry Pie With Shortcake Crust From “Woman’s Day Encyclopedia Of Cookery Vol. 3”, 1966

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26. Upside-Down Ham-Yam Loaf From “Southern Living Cookbook Library – The Low Cost Cookbook”, 1972

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27. Ginger Pear Pie From “American Woman All-Time Favorites Cookbook”, 1978

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28. Crummy From “Tasty Treasures”, 1972

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29. Bittersweet Chocolate Frosting For A White Layer Cake From “Woman’s Day Encyclopedia Of Cookery Vol. 3”, 1966

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30. Eggplant Parmigiana From “Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking, Vol. 3”, 1972

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31. Flower Tarts From “Good Housekeeping’s Ten P.m. Cook Book”, 1958

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32. Peppermint Wafers From From “Betty Crocker’s Cake And Frosting Mix Cookbook”, 1966

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33. Cherry Tarts From “Woman’s Day Encyclopedia Of Cookery Vol. 3”, 1966

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34. Ice Cream Squares From From “Betty Crocker’s Cake And Frosting Mix Cookbook”, 1966

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35. Irish Stew From “Sanyo Microwave Cooking”, 1985

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