35 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Tuesday (January 13, 2026)
I usually do this daily tweets post after I’ve cleaned up dinner, while I’m sitting on the couch scrolling Twitter. And, usually, I sit and watch TV for a while after I’m done but I have a confession to make: I’m going to sleep as soon as it’s done.
Yea, it’s 8pm and I’m not even slightly ashamed. My ‘night life’ has officially devolved into moving from the living room couch to the bedroom mattress so I can look at the same three apps in a different room.
Before I accidentally drop my phone on my face and fall asleep, here are the tweets that actually made the scroll worth it today.
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