35 Hilarious Brand New Sentences No One Asked For This Week, Yet Here We Are (January 14, 2026)
Human beings have had language for thousands of years, yet there are still brand new sentences being made every day. That’s kinda beautiful.
These hilarious brand new sentences came about, not because anyone asked for them, but because human beings are so weird and creative they flow from us like diarrhea after a Taco Bell binge. Hey, there’s another new sentence.
Marvel at the insane ingenuity of the human mind. No one asked for these sentences, but here we are anyway.
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