30 Funniest Tweets You Probably Missed While Touching Grass Over The Weekend (January 26, 2026)

I hope you didn’t look at a single screen over the weekend. Your eyeballs only took in natural light. Your face only lit up by the sun and moon.

Not me though. I was so online I didn’t even know it was Monday this morning. But this is the way of the world.

I stay online so you don’t have to. I caught all the funniest tweets from the weekend in one place for you.

Life in the Twitter mines isn’t easy, but I’m proud to serve fine folks like you.

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