35 Of The Goodest Dogs Rated By "We Rate Dogs"

I’ve reached a point in my life where I trust Matt Nelson’s canine grading system more than I trust the global economy or the structural integrity of my own furniture.

The WeRateDogs empire is built on the objectively correct premise that every single dog is a “14 out of 10,” because honestly, if you’re still using a 10-point scale for a golden retriever wearing a tuxedo, you’re just part of the problem.

It’s one of the few places on the internet where the comments aren’t a dumpster fire, mostly because it’s hard to be a keyboard warrior when you’re looking at a corgi that looks like a burnt loaf of sourdough.

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1. This is Howard. He couldn’t decide where to sit. Wound up in two places at once and may require some assistance. 13/10

2. 12/10 no notes this clearly deserves an A+

3. This is Roo. He is the quaintest little guy to ever live. 12/10 would be delighted to pet

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6. This is Fabio. He is young at heart and several centuries old everywhere else. 14/10

7. This is Kai. He is on ski patrol reporting snow levels. According to his measurements, it has snowed. 12/10

8. This is Cobra. His human showed him a fake cockroach and he got super grossed out. Knows an enemy when he sees one. 13/10

9. This is Dunkin. He will not take a bath without his bear ear headband. Partly because it keeps his face dry, and partly because it helps him feel brave. 12/10

10. This is Donut. He picked these flowers for you. Not really. He picked them for himself. But it’s the thought that counts. 12/10

11. This is Tarot. He’d like to assure you the hot dog was worth it. 12/10

12. This is San. She has transcended the paw cross and perfected the rare double paw stack. 13/10

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14. This is Winry. She has a special pair of glasses that help her keep an eye on her yard. Takes that responsibility very seriously. 13/10

15. This is Lady. She’s been on hold for 20 minutes. Will be putting in a customer service complaint. 13/10

16. Here we have just a little guy, toasty and content as he reflects on his day. 13/10 would try my best not to disturb him

17. This is Hazelnut. She is both teeny tiny and comfy cozy. Dynamite combo. 12/10

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19. This is Bear. He is making his happy face. Because he is currently in his happy place. 13/10

20. This pup is so good at wagging his tail that he broke the space-time continuum. 12/10 honest mistake

21. This is Douglas. He frew up. Still 12/10

22. We only rate dogs. This is clearly a Christmas tree. Yes there is another Christmas tree behind it, that’s called having friends. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 14/10

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24. This is Summit. He knew that some libraries are branches, but had no idea that branches could also be a part of libraries. 13/10

25. This is Roxy. Her head is almost the same size as her body. This is because she is very, very smart. 12/10

26. 14/10 for Henry

27. This is Sakura. She knows she already had dinner. But would like to politely inquire about second dinner. 13/10

28. This is Simon. He was possibly assembled using spare parts, but they combined to make a ridiculously cute and overachieving pup. Simon has been elected as the official dog mayor of New York City, and, more impressively, he has a sash with 21 different merit badges for all his accomplishments, each one as special as he is. 13/10

29. This is Toothless. His tongue sticks out not because of a lack of teeth, but because he’s so full of love he ran out of space. 13/10

30. This is Phyllis. She has the unique ability to nap standing up. And an even unique-er ability to do it right on top of her human’s face. 14/10

31. This is Jazz. She was looking at you. Then you looked at her so she looked away. Wants you to stop looking at her so she can keep looking at you. 12/10

32. This is Teddy. He just finished his first Thanksgiving feast. Immediately proceeded to his new favorite tradition, the post-feast nap. 12/10

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36. welcome home, Zelda ❤ 12/10. Her family tells us she’s doing amazing! “She loves her new home and is adjusting quite well.

37. This is Stormi. Her new forever family is taking her to pick out some toys. But everything she could ever want is already right in front of her. 12/10

35 Of The Goodest Dogs Rated By “We Rate Dogs”