25 Funny Tweets About Protein That Hit Like Pre-Workout

I’m not a health nut. I’m barely aware of health most weeks, but once in a while, I get inspired and start hitting the gym. Diet’s obviously important, but sometime in the last few years protein became the only thing fitness people talk about. It’s showing up everywhere, too. Protein shakes. Protein bars. Hit your protein. Track your macros.

Is this a real thing or just propaganda from Big Protein? I don’t know. What I do know is that if you’re all in on protein, you’re absolutely telling everyone about it.

These funny tweets about protein will hit all the macros you need today: 100% humor, zero grams of actual fitness advice.

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