35 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (January 31, 2026)
Funny tweets are modern poetry, except shorter and usually about something stupid. Someone tweets about their grocery store experience, and it’s better than most TV shows.
These tweets from this week are exactly that level of quality. You should’ve read them already. Now you can.
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