35 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week And Possibly Ever (February 1, 2026)
Women on Twitter are consistently funnier than everyone else, and I’m tired of pretending otherwise. The observations are sharper, the timing is perfect, the chaos is controlled. Men tweet like they’re auditioning for a podcast. Women tweet like they’re documenting reality with surgical precision and humor.
These funny tweets from women this week are proof. Possibly the funniest things ever posted, or at least this week.
If you’re not following funny women on Twitter, you’re using the app wrong.
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