35 Funniest Tweets From The Weekend You Probably Missed (February 2, 2026)

Look, I get that the weekend is a time for you to get away from the computer and your phone. You gotta get out there and touch grass. Live a life.

Well, I don’t do that. I’m on Twitter all weekend making sure you don’t miss out of any of the funny tweets you’re not seeing.

You don’t need to thank me for being a hero. I don’t do it for the accolades. I do it for you. (And I work weekends because I need the extra money)

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