40 Funniest Tweets Of The Week — So Far (February 4, 2026)

Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun. Twitter discourse is also curved. It starts off reasonable, bends toward insanity, and eventually ends up in a completely different direction than intended.

These are the funniest tweets from this week’s curved timeline so far. It’s midweek, and people are bending toward sarcasm instead of discourse. The sun is humor, and these tweets grew toward it successfully.

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